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Senior Year (2022)
What is this?
Who in a right mind goes out of their way to watch Rebel Wilson in a movie? Let me ask a better question, who in a right mind would invest in a movie and hire rebel wilson as their main character. Are you kidding me? Please stop wasting money on garbage and donate instead. And do not watch it. It's boring, dull and utterly obnoxious.
9 Bullets (2022)
Why Sam Worthington still gets roles
I have been wondering about some people in hollywood that still gets roles. One is useless hemsworth brother and this one. Why do these still getting roles that no one watches. I mean, if I were to give you money to watch movies - would you still spend money to watch Sam worthington. So what he got a role in Avatar. Avatar wasn't good because of Sam Worthington - it was good because of CGI and the director. Jesus!! Stop Hollywood with wasting money.
Ambulance (2022)
Stop Whinning and watch this movie
Listen I know you people just got off watching Spiderman No Way Home, The Batman and excited to see Dr Strange but this movie - don't overlook it. It's a classic Bay Action and my job is to spread a very honest word of mouth that this is an action watchable movie through and through. Please give it a chance and you will love this.
The Adam Project (2022)
Your regular Reynold-Schtick that never ends
Listen folks - I like Reynolds like any other guy out there who watches and adores his movies but sometimes I cannot help but think that his sarcastic, witty-come back shtick is getting out of hand. This shtick may be synonymous with Deadpool because without sarcasm and come back what's deadpool got but I would really appreciate if Ryan Reynolds will just let this character to sleep and try something else for a change. We cannot condone as a viewer to this and subject to this ridiculous humor. It's getting tired and Reynolds if you are seeing this review or any of your buddies are - You are not funny. It's time for you to reinvent or just stop.
Enough!!!!!
Don't waste your time on this. You have watched the terrible Red Notice, you have watched this as well.
Attack (2022)
You would be like What in the high heaven is this!
Ok, you have seen all 10/10 reviews because apparently all of them are all Indians supporting their cinema which I appreciate but jesus - Indian cinema cannot just stop mimicking what Hollywood's doing. You have no script. You borrow and you borrow heavily. Indian super soldier I think not. No hell no!!!!
Lot Lizards (2022)
Someone actually spent 300,000 on this?
I don't understand that someone actually spent 300,000 on this. Do you know if I had 300,000 dollar I would actually spent on my app idea and make millions but you know what rather spending on a great idea - let's spend money on this. Lot Lizards!! Let's spend 300,000 on Lot Lizards. Yeah! Fml!
The Royal Treatment (2022)
Netflix if you have a lot of money - why don't you donate it?
This movie is an example of how millions of dollars are spent on terrible projects. Movies are an escape art form not cringe down your throat. Netflix if you have a lot of money, why don't you donate it to the poor. Take your trash back.
Hawkeye: Echoes (2021)
Amazing episode
Don't listen to these naysayers. They don't know what they are talking about. Specially these 5 or 4 outta ten ones. Specifically the one that says Disney woke fest. This person doesn't know what he is talking about. It's a great episode and don't listen to any youtube channel saying this show is woke. It's not. The episode was amazing. The kid maya is the cutest.
Masters of the Universe: Revelation (2021)
Please know this isn't your favourite show anymore. Watch at your own risk!
Listen I remember vividly my mom bought me a VHS tape of He-man when I was ten. I would mimic "By the power of greyskull - He man" with a broom. That's how much I loved the show. 2021 like a terrible year that is - it's a terrible adaptation of the show. For crying out loud - I didn't go in to see the Adventures of Teela. Give me He-man. Spoiler. Prince Adam is killed off. The show central character is killed off. Kevin Smith you rotten rotten man - you ruined everything. You ruin everything that you touch. Stop touching things.
Rogue Hostage (2021)
Who wants to watch a Tyreese Gibson movie? Not me? Not you? Who is it made for only Vin Diesel knows?
This movie is a literal definition of "bad". The money went into producing, direction, choreographing it could have been used to donate into producing vaccines for COVID-19 - so we can actually save the world. But no! The producers were like well people are going run towards watching Tyreese Gibson - so we'll give them a stinker like this. Congratulations! You buffoons finally made a point with this. Now quarantine for the rest of your lives.
Dil Bechara (2020)
It made me cry
That movie just made me cry. I couldn't finish the movie.
Koto no ha no niwa (2013)
Where were the oscars when this came out?
This movie is my escape when I am tired and sad. Where were the oscars when this came out? I love this movie so much.
La casa de papel (2017)
Stop hyping Show
Stop hyping show you morons. There is nothing special about it. Stupid people!
Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge (2020)
Please watch this!!
Please do not pay attention to that useless IGN review that gave this brilliant movie a 6/10 and called it just ok. This movie is spectacular and its rated R just the way a Mortal Kombat movie should be. Please pretty please watch this and appreciate it.
Bloodshot (2020)
Vin Diesel is overrated
I just want to say that Vin Diesel is a terrible actor and this movie is evident.
My Spy (2020)
My Boring, Redundant, Done that Already Spy
This movie is hot garbage. It appeared, I tried to watch. Stayed for just ten minutes. It dawned on me that why the hell am I watching. Ten minutes in and I am already out. Such movies have been down before. Please stop wasting money on such projects and rather donate to buy ventilators. Seriously!!
Avoid it at all cost!
Klaus (2019)
I am not crying, you are crying.
I haven't felt this good after watching a movie. I feel good about myself. I am not kidding, I actually cried during and after the credit rolled. Thank you Netflix.
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
An awful movie!
Terminator Dark Fate aimed to revive the Terminator Franchise that was killed with Rise of the Machines. It was revived, mauled to death with Salvation. It was gratuitously resuscitated again with Genesys and dismembered and buried again. Then Tim Miller's Frankenstein picked up the body parts from T1-T5 - and built a grotesque, despicable and horrid monster that Terminator Dark Fate became. Oh it's alive! It's alive. Wait it's dead on arrival.
Stop this madness and bury it with a shovel! I am talking to you Tim.
Good Boys (2019)
It's freaking hilarious!
What is wrong with people? Why people are review-bombing this gem here? Well you know what the movie, has made over 100,000 five times its budget, so it doesn't care for your 1s and 4s. This movie is laugh-out-loud funny. I laughed at every scene. Every scene left me with chuckles, giggles and laughter. I recommend owning this and watching this because Bean Bag boys will be back!!
Yo! I am talking to the 1s and 4s - Bean Bag boys for life!
X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)
Simon Kinberg - You will never direct again
You Simon Kinberg - You! I am talking to you who is looking at this review. You will not direct anything ever again. You will pack your bags and move to a remote location where people have never heard of x men or movies or comics in general. You are an abomination and you deserve failure.
Jekyll (2007)
Are you kidding me?
Why there are ten out ten reviews for this clunker? Have you seen the movie, the terrible acting and story? What is this? Are you freaking kidding me? People have money to spend on this clunker than feeding the hungry. Up yours!
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
John "Bloody" Wick
This movies shines like star and it will be remembered for its choreography and action sequences and several other movies will try to emulate and no one will ever surpass JOHN WICK. This movie is amazingly entertaining.
The Silence (2019)
stop ripping A Quiet place off
I had to endure bird box and now this catastrophe.
The Glorious Seven (2019)
Help me understand to why a single cent was wasted on that piece of garbage
It is beyond my comprehension, a movie that bad, a script that broken and actors that wooden can actually make a movie and if that movie was made - they had the audacity to show that in theater. It's a crime on its own and incarceration is not a worthy destination. The people who were involved in this project should be banished from the face of the earth so they keep people on earth away from this atrocity. Make movies on Mars idiots!!
Teefa in Trouble (2018)
What a load of crap!
So let me get this thing straight. The entirety of Pakistan are collected together to give this excuse of a movie an eight out of 10. Firstly, I commend the patriotism but movies need more than patriotism - it needs a plot, likeable characters and an impressive setting and this movie has nothing. Even the title alludes the fate of the movie - Yes! Teefa is in Trouble.